Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam. Sir: Why are you fighting? Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank. Sir: So what? Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied!
Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly, what would you be left with? Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life!
Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable". Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much. Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!
Santa and Banta were on a holiday. While on a hillock, Santa to Banta, "Are you coming up?" Banta: What's up there? Santa: The view. Banta: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here. Santa: You are about the worst tourist in the whole world!